VIKING KITTAHS THAT’S PERFECT
um even tho my URL is aphprussia i am in fact a teenaged white girl from montana not prussia
when you are undressing your lover in a crowded room and are interrupted by aliens.
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
A quick little doodle for you cuties!
What if in an alternate universe instead of holding war councils, they held group therapy sessions?